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Sadly, a big part of these (admittedly clever and funny) put-downs is to enforce conformity. Makes it hard to have some degree of self-expression when you know you’re going to face ridicule for the smallest thing.
These are great, I want more. The communion card was especially brutal.
The spaceship one was brutal.
At the same time, that’s one of the easiest ones to throw a funny response back
Played well, this could be a free pass for all the other times the person is late.
Next time they are late they can put on the silver jacket, enter the classroom with a space related excuse:
- Sorry, the traffic was awful on the asteroid belt
- My comet was delayed
- A gravitational anomaly threw me out of the solar system, it took me forever to come back
- …
I’d be laughing too hard to even think of a comeback
It’s nice to hear some witty and lighthearted ones because we do have a problem with that kind of thing straying into the territory of abuse and bullying.
These are hilarious, but I don’t think I’d survive in a country where the national sport is trolling.
