Gandalf road raging in the left lane doin 5 under screaming “YOU SHALL NOT PASS”
Legolas calls padiddle before anyone else has a chance
The hobbits all fell into that little crack between the seat and the seatbelt latch thing, but they were ok because of the crumbs of lamb ass bread (that’s what I call it cause it’s shite) that they found.
And everybody screamed and scared the shit out of Gimli, who had fallen asleep and instantly charged into battle with the headrest of the front seat when startled awake. Then he got all embarrassed.
I like the idea of the full fellowship just chilling in a minivan playing road trip games.
Gandalf road raging in the left lane doin 5 under screaming “YOU SHALL NOT PASS”
Legolas calls padiddle before anyone else has a chance
The hobbits all fell into that little crack between the seat and the seatbelt latch thing, but they were ok because of the crumbs of lamb ass bread (that’s what I call it cause it’s shite) that they found.
And everybody screamed and scared the shit out of Gimli, who had fallen asleep and instantly charged into battle with the headrest of the front seat when startled awake. Then he got all embarrassed.