Scientists have made a disturbing discovery: human brains contain microplastics, and at higher concentrations than other organs. Worse, brain levels have jumped 50% in just eight years.
This is why I do the following once per fortnight:
Obtain 1 liter of pharmaceutical-grade acetone.
Heat the acetone to 150C to sterilize it.
Cover the acetone with a sterile cover and let it cool to room temperature.
While the acetone is cooling, drill a small hole in skull with a heat-sterilized drill bit. (Or re-use previously drilled skull port.)
Once cooled, using a large syringe, inject 1 liter of sterile acetone directly into skull.
Shake head around for 2 minutes, let sit for 30 minutes.
After 30 minutes, attach new sterile needle to syringe and insert into skull port.
Withdraw 1 liter of fluid from skull.
Acetone will dissolve the microplastics inside your brain. Afterwards, the resulting solution can simply be syringed out and discarded. Alternately, the resulting solution can be recycled as an effective paint thinner.
/s (This WOULD remove microplastics from your brain, but it would also mean you wouldn’t have to worry about microplastics at all, on the account of simply being dead.)
This is why I do the following once per fortnight:
Acetone will dissolve the microplastics inside your brain. Afterwards, the resulting solution can simply be syringed out and discarded. Alternately, the resulting solution can be recycled as an effective paint thinner.
/s (This WOULD remove microplastics from your brain, but it would also mean you wouldn’t have to worry about microplastics at all, on the account of simply being dead.)