Customer walks out, goes to a non-corporate local diner where they call them “Fruit Pancakes”

• shorten names
• specify sides

Anything suboptimal is unacceptable.

Source: have ordered at a restaurant before

(Actually once a server told me there might be a group of 20 people and EVERY SINGLE ONE of them will wait for the server to say “…and would you like hash browns or home fries? Wheat or white toast? Buttered or butter on the side?” to EVERY one of them. Thanked me when I picked up after the two people before me were asked to specify a couple things, then explained that.)