“in that mere fraction of a second, regret set in as Rolf realized the zipper had snagged his beans”

Hey my guy, I know you were just cracking a joke about teeth hair… but I just want you to know that your joke was insensitive and it really hurt my feelings.

I have a condition and hair on my teeth is not something I can control, okay? So can we stop with the teeth hair jokes?

Teeth hair.

You found what on my web history?!

Who? Me?

Hello skinny hooman

Young Bobby was so eager for his beard to grow in, but this is not what he had in mind. being 15 is rough.

Rob Schneider, is a jumping spider! Rated PG13

“Hey bro, your alarm went of like, 4 times already. You’re gonna be late for work.”

Hey! Do you want to make an app? I have an idea for an app.

From afar it looks like a surprised rodent.

"Have you seen my possum? "

When you realise you’ve been caught in a web of your own lies.

DO YOU HAVE GAMES ON YOUR PHONE!?

There is no try. Only do.