Gets college degree, remains an unemployed leech.

Guess who’s back…

You can get EOL Chromebooks for around $40-50. Who cares that they don’t get security updates when you’re not using ChromeOS!

Right in your price range, and now it’s a portable all-in-one package.

Solid Mercury.

Which is pretty cold…

0K… I’ll stop.

Everyone steals meth pipes! Anyone who has a meth pipe will quickly tell you: “That’s not mine!”

We’re no strangers to love

I remember having a good time with broken age back in the 360 days. Reminded me of Maniac Mansion.

I got an EOL Chromebook for $50, dropped Mint on it & use it to run a 3D printer instead of a raspberry pi.

They changed the song and took this out.

I wish I was kidding.

Cant even get something from Dollar (Twenty-Five) Tree

Should have named himself Pope Donald just for the Lulz!

I dissolved it in Absinthe, seemed like a good idea at the time…

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What’s up, Doc?

The fact that it wasn’t a “reinstall Windows” level of virus is a win.

If you set out to create a game involving collecting, or even looking at and cataloguing, a bunch of different fantasy creatures, you’re going to have some that are at least a little similar to pokemon

I think Cassette Beasts pulled off the Pokemon gameplay format without making anything that Nintendo could try and sue over.

Big ups for Samurai Jack & Big O

I take it the coke is to mix with the Jack, which is acceptable.

If you’re getting a bottle of Blanton’s for a mixed drink I’m going to punch you in the throat.