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can@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 10 days ago

Man Cuts Back From 6 Normal Beers Per Day To 3 Huge Ones

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Man Cuts Back From 6 Normal Beers Per Day To 3 Huge Ones

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can@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 10 days ago
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BRAINERD, MN—Admitting that it was finally time to grow up and start making healthy life choices, local man Russell McGrath told reporters Monday that he was cutting back from drinking six normal beers a day and would now just drink three huge ones. “While it may have been fine back in my 20s, drinking a […]
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      Cheers, I’ll drink to that.

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          Pfft, I have always preferred high ABV tall boys.

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    As a side note to this: I am so sick of high ABV beers. The IPA craze is hopefully finally waning and we can get back to some decent style variety. I’d love to find some regular 4 and 5 percent pale ales or ambers again.

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      Used to be able to walk to the gas station and grab stouts, porters, lagers, whatever. Now it’s all IPA unless you want the cheap stuff

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      High abv is not designed for “drinking” never was lol

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    It’s a proven method. That’s why at home I exclusively drink Fosters.

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    like a true alcoholic. or a very obese person said portion control.

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