I’m only being sarcastic when I say we ought to squeeze him like an orange and see if he makes juice.

The Narcissist’s Prayer

That didn’t happen.
And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.
And if it was, that’s not a big deal.
And if it is, that’s not my fault.
And if it was, I didn’t mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.

Did not look so sarcastic at the time.

Make America Great Again?

Obvious sarcasm.

He was just being sarcastic when he said he wasn’t a Russian puppet. Or when he said he didn’t rape kids. That ol sarcastic trump

Not a serious man, by his own admission.