Omg, so cursed.
(The message, not the soap chocolate)
Yeah, I hate this a lot.
Okay I’m doing The hustle now do I get more chocolate?
The real question is why are you eating Soap
I tried pressing the “hide” button 🤦♂️
Maybe in future I’ll have to inspect element to remove that and the
ALT
when posting Mastodon screenshots 😬
This message was intended for the children who picked those cocoa beans.
Reminds me of that post awhile ago “Sometimes when my wife has PMS I text her the motivational slogans printed on her tampons.”
Also, they should print “That was good! Now back to the HUSTLE!” on a tampon wrapper.
This chocolate is doing the culinary equivalent of a hookup giving you cab fare and telling you to fuck off. Rude.
Plot twist: It was actually Dove Soap…
Can anyone think of a closer trademark collision than Dove chocolate and Dove soap? They sell chocolate covered ice cream bars similar in concept to a Klondike bar, and the commercial showed an oblong white thing being covered in chocolate, and child me was very confused.
Where I live there’s a butter called “Flora” and a toothpaste “Fluora”.
You do not want to confuse these two either.
Isn’t that the same thing?
Only if it floats.
Does it turn you into a newt?
You’ll get better.
“That was good, now rinse.”
Moisturizer.
How else are you going to afford more chocolate?
If you can’t afford chocolate, you should be working to earn more money.
/S