David Attenborough voice: “Observe this 32 year old male, that has somehow convinced everyone he’s a functioning adult, not being able to get up from the sofa and put his damn phone away.”

  • WizardOfLoneliness [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.netBanned
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    3 months ago

    this is why i don’t diet and I just instead smoke so much weed my brain breaks and I force myself to exercise way too much through the endocannabinoid haze

    the only discipline necessary is the discipline to get riggety ripped

    this is also why i don’t worry about being a functioning adult, nobody is a functioning adult, everybody is just fakin it