Ugh, even if the entire US government woke up tomorrow, apologized to all of our allies, signed peace treaties with everyone to show we were serious, AND ended all wars forever, I’d still stand by this meme.
I did 6 months in Germany, and I had doner near fucking weekly.
Doner boxes are fucking fantastic, and simply god tier after a few Dunkels.
I respect any restaurant that features a spinning cone of meat.
European propaganda at it’s finest.
This reminded me of this Armstrong and Miller sketch (or documentary): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EoihKUbmM38
Döner’s are tasty, local and not expensive
Yeah, it just so happens I have been getting obsessed with it lately! They are also healthier and have more natural ingredients than McDonald’s could bother to have.
We have these in maritime Canada as well but we spell it Donair
Well…slightly North Americanized. The sauce is basically just sugar with some garlic and vinegar mixed in. :P
Both donairs and doners are tasty, though!
PLZ Freeze and ship to US, I’ll pay the tariffs :)
A wild Dönermann appears. He offers you:
- Balls of deep fried chickpeas flour, rich in protein
or - An ungodly blob of mouldered animal tissue, dripping with cholesterol
What is your choice?
- Balls of deep fried chickpeas flour, rich in protein
Döner macht schöner
Not as good as it’s far superior cousin “The Halifax Donair”. Come visit and try one.
I’ve always wanted to try döner, but they’re impossible to find in the US, at least outside large cities :(
And sometimes they even tell you what species it came from.
What do you mean, it says it clearly on the receipt!
Wait…
It’s chiken, I’ve worked at shawarma stand for a month in the summer, you can trust my expertise.
Even when you choose the beef one?
Especially the beef one.
I had a döner once 25 years ago and I still remember how good it was.
Dang it, if y’all keep posting stuff like this you’re gonna makes me want to immigrate even more than I already do.
Man, I miss doner every day, I wanna bring a doner restaurant from germany to my country rn
