He’s really into communism. He won’t read a book. What do I get this child
He’s really into communism. He won’t read a book
DSA membership?
Jokes aside I like the ushanka idea - I had a big warm one growing up and it was my fave
god damn. rack 'em
Just get him some fuckin books. I’m never going to read a bible, do you think that stopped my grandpa from giving me like a dozen of them? No!
An AK47?
With googly eyes
They’d rattle beautifully on full auto
Laika sweater or somethingA T-34
A little toy RC T-34 would be cool as hell
A Soviet ushanka would be pretty cool
Ebay also has some really affordable East German hats. I got matching border guard ushankas for my dog and I.
Thanks, hopefully it will arrive before Hanukkah comes to an end.
The ones i can find are too small for my melon head :(
Size 60/61 is what you probably want depending on the kind of melon, but I’m not finding anything from a quick search of ebay and the American surplus stores either. Surely there’s at least one good one with the badge out there.
Yeah I measured my head and everything, so I know size 60 is the lowest i’ll go… finding vintage hats is such as struggle. Specially because I live in a country where everyone has tiny heads and no ass. The ass part is unrelated to the hat search, but it’s seriously disorienting living in the land of Hank Hills.
Okay that’s actually kinda a funny and cool idea
Ushankas, pins, tiny soviet or PRC memorabilia are all great. Soviet milsurp can be pretty cheap too.
Do you have a good marketplace for those? i’m in the market for an ushanka and the ones i find on vinted are ass, or some tourist-trap kind of shit with a fake-ass ussr badge.
You can find pins on temu, you might be able to find an ushanka. I know that the non-compete merch store sells an ushanka with a USSR pin you can attach to it.
Ebay or other secondhand places seem like a good spot!
a revolution
Can I have one too?
You can get some communist pins and other little trinkets from AliExpress or little communist Soviet and Chinese model trains from eBay
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Great ideas
Karl Marx Labubu
You should consider matryoshka dolls. Shouldn’t be too difficult to find online.
One of those Soviet hemp grower pins
I’m not sure he’d appreciate a pin but this is still a good option and is easy enough that I might just do it
Tell him that Christmas was invented by capitalists and accuse him of being a lib
Non-Compete has some cool stuff on their store: https://www.non-compete.com/shop/
Get him his own real hammer and sickle, the possibilities are endless!
