Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things
And too many things that do not want to be pet.
Bears are too adorable to be this aggressive!
Too many rich people not doing fun stupid stuff like smaller domesticated versions of wild animals, why should a house hippo not truly exist?
My girlfriend was making fun of me this weekend because we were at a birthday party with a bunch of stuffed black bears and i kept scratching them behind the ears.
Obligatory that i do not condone bear hunting, but black bears are so small and cute that i couldn’t help but give all the stuffed pelts ear scritches
we were at a birthday party with a bunch of stuffed black bears
Were they there for the party, or did they did they just happen to be there?
My earliest memory is of petting a bumble bee and getting stung. Not everything fuzzy is good to pet
My turtle likes to be pet and scratched on his shell, so the reverse is true in that not everything good to pet is fuzzy.
Fuzzy was just petting you back
My older brother always claimed to spend time petting yellow jackets. I can’t recall ever seeing it happen, but he was very persistent about his claim.
Hard to believe, indeed. Surely, at one point, the store owner would have told him to “buy one or get out.”
Nicely done.
