GEORGE, NB - Despite no self-defense training and being incredibly out of shape, cell phone kiosk employee Wade Creamer, 27, has often described to friends his plans for countering a potential home invasion.
Gun nuts are hilarious. Guy breaks into you house at 3am. Wait, let me go down to the basement gun cabinet…shit forgot the keys…ok, got the gun, loaded it, intruder didn’t see or hear anything, wait…forgot the hearing protection so I don’t go deaf after the first shot…
The don’t show people going deaf on TV or using proper gun storage required by law.
Meanwhile me with a suppressed 300 blackout SBR AR simply tucked out of view in my room in a state with no storage laws and no kids who could find it: “Yee-fucking-haw, choke point is the stairs boys come on up.”
Won’t wake up the neighbors, might wake up the cats (but only because they’ll wake up before I even shoot. Som’bitch is quiet but cats are cats and the break/entry will be loud enough before I even stand up.)
Gun nuts are hilarious. Guy breaks into you house at 3am. Wait, let me go down to the basement gun cabinet…shit forgot the keys…ok, got the gun, loaded it, intruder didn’t see or hear anything, wait…forgot the hearing protection so I don’t go deaf after the first shot…
The don’t show people going deaf on TV or using proper gun storage required by law.
Meanwhile me with a suppressed 300 blackout SBR AR simply tucked out of view in my room in a state with no storage laws and no kids who could find it: “Yee-fucking-haw, choke point is the stairs boys come on up.”
Won’t wake up the neighbors, might wake up the cats (but only because they’ll wake up before I even shoot. Som’bitch is quiet but cats are cats and the break/entry will be loud enough before I even stand up.)