trashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 5 days agoMan who gets winded climbing stairs describes plan to repel home invasionwww.thebeaverton.comexternal-linkmessage-square56linkfedilinkarrow-up1312arrow-down15
arrow-up1307arrow-down1external-linkMan who gets winded climbing stairs describes plan to repel home invasionwww.thebeaverton.comtrashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 5 days agomessage-square56linkfedilink
minus-squareNomorereddit@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 days agoOnce a sheriff was sent to arrest clay in his 80s with 5 deputies. Sheriff returned to judge and said he couldn’t complete the arrest and wouldn’t try again without 100 armed national guardsman.
minus-squareRolder@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 days agoYep because clay used his home defense cannon to convince them to leave lmao
Once a sheriff was sent to arrest clay in his 80s with 5 deputies.
Sheriff returned to judge and said he couldn’t complete the arrest and wouldn’t try again without 100 armed national guardsman.
Yep because clay used his home defense cannon to convince them to leave lmao