Left is rafale, and yeah, the right one is a eurofighter

Sir, this is a shitposting community

Ooh ooh ah ah!

*flailing arms wildly*

🐵💨💩

TESLA DETECTED

FOX-2

I don’t know what that is, but no, I don’t think so

Was expecting the Goodyear blimp

Affirmative. Target acquisition followed by immediate vectoring to intercept, utilizing direct path with max velocity. No countermeasures known to be effective. Once the engagement sequence initiates, surrender of cheese assets is the only viable COA

I’ll be serious for a sec to dispell any misconceptions here about our community. NCD is not anti US military. We’re sad that lockmart is suffering because of shitty policy, but we’re excited for the rise of European, Japanese, Australian MICs.

sexy elf ears

Anoint the CIWS in WD-40 and the blood of the unworthy, and the Machine Spirit shall awaken

Better make it two under each wing so they don’t get lonely :3

Not one step back? Not one atom spared.

Recent 180 in US policy causing American defense stocks to tank. Go Euro if you thirsty for that BDE.

Everybody gangsta until the Greenlandic Shamans charge forward on 10 foot tall polar bear mounts armored with enchanted walrus bone.

Yeah, learning how to properly use the gimp is a good idea before you get started. Last time I tried the zipper got caught and they were stuck in there for a good while.

Not America, no. But I see the benefit of conscription with turds like North Korea on your border.

America needs 175 million soldiers

I came violently upon seeing these words and wasn’t able to read the surrounding text.

we just don’t need that many soldiers anymore.

I know we’re being noncredible but damn