

You are supposed to go the speed limit but it is safer to follow the flow of traffic if everyone is speeding.


You are supposed to go the speed limit but it is safer to follow the flow of traffic if everyone is speeding.
I ordered 4 cheeseburgers and devoured them all in a single sitting. I need bigger burger so I’m full!!
I’m with you buddy… We’ll never win this battle but at least we can die honestly.
Yeah but this isn’t a fucking image macro or a meme.
I went from a cup of coffee to 5 energy drinks daily and I’m just wondering if I’ll ever feel awake or happy ever again.
Don’t know if I’d rather be with her or be her.

Things on the Internet that never happened for 100 Alex!


Apes scare me. Chimpanzee are aggressive little fuckers. New world primates can be pretty cute though.


I’ve been hospitalized about 10 times. Every stay has been different based on my demeanor and the severity of my mental state. Some hospitals are nicer than others, certainly the ones with good food were more positive. Good food stuck out to me.
The boredom is awful, but it gives you time to do things you wouldn’t normally do like read books or draw/color. Make friends there, it helps with the loneliness. I never maintained contact once I left the stay, but I have memorable connections that helped me get through what I was working with.
You most likely will not be listening to music unless a worker puts some on during groups, and phone calls can be made but you won’t have any access to a smartphone.
It’s mostly a place to get you stabilized on medication and establish aftercare plans. Any discomfort is temporary and if the anxiety of doing nothing gets to you, you most likely can get a PRN like Ativan (or Hydroxyzine if benzos aren’t for you) in a controlled environment.
I want a manic pixie AI girlfriend.


Feed her a type of stew that blinds her for 1 day


People are lazy and meme communities are bigger so obviously they are going to post whatever content to the larger community for engagement. It’s not any more complicated than that. As long as meme communities are bigger and accept non-memes they will continue to be posted to appeal to the lowest common denominator.


Okay go don’t mind them in another community that isn’t called memes.
Now I wanna see op’s mom.

And everybody clapped.


Narrator: He won’t.
A clear and intentional use of forced perspective. Don’t know why the caption has to make it seem like this is something that just “accidentally happened” while shooting a photo.