Can I get 8 fingers removed and leave the top 20% wealth people out in the cold. I would rather give them the remaining fingers(middle).

Get an external one. Keep it unplugged. Occasionally plug it in when you would like to use the webcam.

1. My car doesn’t have a cigarette lighter
2. My fridge has food in it
3. There is/isn’t a guy named Ivan at work

Hannah Montana Linux or Biebian

It’s Frank Gorshin’s death day today.

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ai should be limited to Alabama only. Illegal everywhere else. It’s practically in Alabama’s name already so changing the signs and drivers licenses wouldn’t cost a dime.

Shouldn’t Bikini Bottom have a ton more car batteries?

If only we could make the sun do that every once in a while…

You’re not wrong but give some credit to chickens. A chicken on a bingo card floor could probably run this country better than the current circus.

If they’re looking for leaks they should check the pants of the orange man in charge.

Can you cover the lens with sandpaper and rub it for a few minutes? Permanent problems require permanent solutions

I trust the shit coming out of my ass to do good for the world a whole lot more than the shit coming out of his mouth

I saw three separate dumpsters while driving somewhere not too long ago. Within 20 minutes I saw 1/1000th of those jalopys. 0.1% seems like a small amount but I feel like it was too much.

You forgot “Pigboy” in the thread title, OP.

he uses big knock-off Sharpie markers that are undoubtedly made in China with his name on them. It is not the same power move as Kevin O’Leary, AKA Mr. Wonderful, who is regularly seen waving around expensive fountain pens on his show.

A nice fountain pen feels good to hold and use. Thought goes into shaping the letters and picking out ink is a lot of fun. The same just can’t be said about a cheap gaudy marker, especially when it’s user has pants and a head full of shit.

Anyway the point I’m trying to make is the guys who designed Alcatraz probably didn’t sign their names and important documents with Sharpies. The guy trying to bring it back is approximately 2 degrees away from smearing shit with his finger on paper for all I care.

Advertisers waste our time which is the only measurable currency we are all spending at the same rate

I think Bjork is pretty but I wouldn’t go so far as to paint my face and then my ceiling over her

The only reason I’d be caught driving a tesla is if it had a completely true bumper sticker that said “I bought it after he blew his brains out.”

Illinois is the Prairie State. Rockies are far west, much closer to the west coast, and Appalachians are to the east. There is the Fox River Valley about an hour west of Chicago but a river valley is not mountains at all. The biggest change in elevation you’ll see in most of Chicago is highway on/off ramps and the train going from the subway to elevated tracks. There is at most a staircase to go from downtown city streets to Lake Michigan(Great Lakes). Sometimes that staircase is just a pedestrian bridge to walk over or under Lake Shore Drive to the lakefront.

There’s an area north of the airport(northwest side) that is unusually flat and is a meteor crater under 100ft of sediment called the Des Plaines Disturbance. It is a 2-280 million years old meteor crater and the informational sign for it features a picture of the much more famous Meteor Crater located in Arizona(worth a visit). The Des Plaines crater is not famous enough to be pictured on it’s own sign and probably unknown to most people living in it.

That said, Chicago metro area certainly isn’t known for natural hills. A sledding hill in nearby Evanston is called Mount Trashmore because it was formerly a landfill. Walter Payton trained on an old landfill. If you’re on a hill and can see Chicago it’s probably an old landfill.