

Erm actually tickets are fake money, just like the economy of the late soviet union amirite


Erm actually tickets are fake money, just like the economy of the late soviet union amirite


They can’t hear you because you’re shouting too quietly


Thinking about how Tupac was younger than I am now when he died


Happy birthday to your sibling!
Also, 


yeah but was anyone bleeding hyperrealistic blood


What about “whoever found it browned it”


BREAKING: In his final moments, Dick Cheney received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!


BREAKING: In his final moments, Dick Cheney received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!


Dark Souls is an allegory for how drinking copious amounts of coffee to stay awake isn’t healthy for you and at some point you should really just go to bed already.


Best spirit guide kitty Rosa 


Tbf, a fic causing a change in policy of one of the biggest fanfic sites is influential in a way


HVAC installed by a doggirl, call that heat pups


Wmill mega? Awesome


The Richard Nixon, so easily forgotten


Does anyone have that meme of lenin or marx where a quote has been edited to be about voting


The Volcel Police force me to answer “bear.”


Breaking the rules a bit with a trinomial but I think it’s important to post the longest tautonym trinomial: Coccothraustes coccothraustes coccothraustes

Aka the hawfinch


Alright everyone, let’s form a nice orderly line to post the 9/10/2001 Garfield comic tomorrow, okay? Take a ticket, and post it when called upon.
GOOD post