The correct answer based on OPs question. Very nice. Look at you, reading the post like a hero!

Wow. I play Helldivers 2. It’s a really fun game that encourages teamwork and camaraderie.

I recognize the input code you listed. It’s how you drop a hellbomb on stampedes of bugs.

Does this place have a remind me function?

They’ve matched the numbers every time.

Ah yes, anything to make some shit up and bitch some more instead of looking at actual numbers.

• iPhone Air: 27 hours
• iPhone 16 Pro: 27 hours
• iPhone 16 Plus: 27 hours
• iPhone 15 Pro Max: 29 hours

Crazy, huh?

My dad can beat up your dad.

It’s amazing how many people just love to bitch about iPhones in . . . Places for iPhone news.

Charlie died. You should be silent out of respect.

Maybe on the Voyager app it’s different. Thanks again!

Oof. How did you even figure that out?

Are you Nostradamus?

Los malos gatos en mes pantalones.

I met this person on lemmy recently that’s so dedicated to playing a victim it’s obvious it’s become their entire personality.

No, she didn’t. Anyone reading the article will most likely agree with me.

These types of headlines are stupid. Not you, OP. The article proper.

I used to know this idiot that liked to pick up shit and throw it against his walls to see if it would stick.

I see that person has graduated to being on lemmy.

That typo is hilarious.

EDIT: Not you, OP. In the article itself.

I’m amazed you keep getting past the high tech security that is FaceID to type these responses. Are you getting help?

Have you taken your meds today?

I am no tech pioneer so a lot of these phrases mean nothing to me. That doesn’t mean I can’t learn, however.

I’m curious, which specific messaging app allows any of what you’ve listed?