tuck me in

I get that feeling when a car tightens your seatbelt when you start driving.
Like a lil hug.

Spank the butt

Just one more lane, bro, this one will fix the system for good, 100% guarantee, trust me bro, I’m a lobbyist a human.

O7

We salute you, the 20, we thank you.
You owe us many hours.

Ok, this tech but with porn.

I’m glad they caught leakers of the top secret … panoramic views of the river.

/s

Oh, it was very intentional, I often inbulge in this sort of humor.

That’s nice (maybe same but with magnets on a board?), but I especially like that you left the choker on the ducky.

“It happened again, go clean it up.”

“Really? That’s the third time today, that’s a new record.”

This paper is something you produce if they catch you shitting in their display shitters.

Gene pool the size (& quality) of the sweat & santorum puddle after the orgy.

Ty for noticing, my keyboard (Heliboard) kept autocorrecting to “bonnet” & I had to type it out.

I just wish Shodan would notice too.

Lol, I immediately & automatically read that in her voice ofc.

And, yeah, totally, everything about Shodan was executed perfectly (story, the goals, presentation). It’s not that much there, but it’s very nice.

I replay SS2 every 3 (maybe 5?) years, it’s still very immersive.

GrimShock should be the next series of games (after system & bio).

… you force me to imagine myself, a creature of meat & boner, giving a bubble bath to Shodan?
(And why am I dressed as a French maid??)

Ty for that.

*play dead without the stigma

I like this new deep lotr lore.

The Sauron eye (from the movies) with a clam foot sticking out of it?
And smaller eyes surrounding the eye?

The one ring featuring a pearl?

Orcs being born from giant clams?

“Higher wage just bcs you are dead? You are lucky we let you fill up your batteries here.”

“I demand a living wage! And no bs office pizza parties instead.”

“Again, you are not living, you are a toaster with an attitude.
…
I’ll tell you what - we’ll let you shot bad guys in the dick, how does that sound?”

“Like directly in the dick? I don’t have to pretend it was an accident?”

“Yes. Just pop one in the dick when you feel like it.”

“Ok, you have a deal.”

Tell that to a certain “country”.