I did this a few days ago in accident only to basically pass the person in front of me and then sit in heavy traffic for the next 5 minutes.
I could feel their eyes burning into the back of my head, with them thinking “way to go, asshole, you saved yourself exactly 2 seconds by going around me.”
I’ve been wanting to make a hotspot connected LED matrix in my back window that I can send messages to from my phone for ages now. Imagine Google Assistant integration so I could just say like “hey google, apologize to the car behind me” lol.
“hey Google, show a message on my back window saying ‘Sorry I didn’t know this lane was a merge lane and went around you like a jackass, I swear I didn’t know!! I’m actually a nice person’”
“New voicemail” click
A very angry man proceeds to tell you about the many different ways he had sexual intercourse with your mother in a tone of voice so loud you can almost feel the spit particles coming through the ear piece
I did this a few days ago in accident only to basically pass the person in front of me and then sit in heavy traffic for the next 5 minutes.
I could feel their eyes burning into the back of my head, with them thinking “way to go, asshole, you saved yourself exactly 2 seconds by going around me.”
Cars need an “I’m sorry” emote somehow.
I’ve been wanting to make a hotspot connected LED matrix in my back window that I can send messages to from my phone for ages now. Imagine Google Assistant integration so I could just say like “hey google, apologize to the car behind me” lol.
“hey Google, show a message on my back window saying ‘Sorry I didn’t know this lane was a merge lane and went around you like a jackass, I swear I didn’t know!! I’m actually a nice person’”
I have CarPlay. It just keeps telling the car behind me that “I found this on the web”.
Just get a “how’s my driving? Call xxx-xxx-xxxx” bumper sticker with a Google Voice number on it.
“New voicemail”
click
A very angry man proceeds to tell you about the many different ways he had sexual intercourse with your mother in a tone of voice so loud you can almost feel the spit particles coming through the ear piece
get out and do fortnite dances
an apology twerk is also appreciated
Flosses in disgrace
that’s the spirit
You do the thank you wave! 👋 I always wiggle my fingers to sort of make it clear I’m waving instead of throwing my hands up in frustration.