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Me being over 40: “I am old, Gandalf. I don’t look it, but I am beginning to feel it in my heart of hearts. Well-preserved indeed! Why, I feel all thin, sort of stretched, if you know what I mean: like butter that has been scraped over too much bread. That can’t be right. I need a change, or something.”
This is me since my mid-twenties. Now 50 and not entirely sure how I’m not a wraith yet.
Tbf in your earlier life things like Donald Trump winning the USA presidency was supposed to be a joke, not 8-year-old past history.
Hey remember that 1.5°C global warning target? 😥
Aren’t Elves considered kids for even longer.
The rite of passage is to burn a boat or two.
Do a little oath, slay a couple kin.
