And still, somehow, manage to eat it all.

“It’s called meal prep honey, now fetch me the 5 gallon bucket and make some room in the fridge.”

… then you don’t have to cook later…

Instead of a hundred small sticks of spaghetti, I just want one really long one.

I’m usually okay with pasta but I can’t seem to make less than a week’s worth of rice at a time.

This is me ordering pizza for 3 people. “2 won’t be enough, might need some breadsticks. 2 for 6 each? Ok, I’ll get wings too…