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minus-squaresaltnotsugar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·16 days ago(Rolls a 1) Well…suppose I’ll just get back in my car.
minus-squarexylogx@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·16 days agoYour car has rolled into a ravine and is now on fire. Roll a save against car insurance bankrupcy.
minus-squareJoshuaFalken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·16 days agoIf that’s a one, what’s a twenty get me?
minus-squareSteve@communick.newslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-216 days agoThe other driver goes into cardiac arrest as you approach. Do you want to perform CPR, call an ambulance, rob them, or get back in your car and drive away?
minus-squaresaltnotsugar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·16 days agoBard: I TRY TO SEDUCE THE DRAGON.
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·15 days agoI roll a 1. They send the wahmbulance
(Rolls a 1) Well…suppose I’ll just get back in my car.
Your car has rolled into a ravine and is now on fire. Roll a save against car insurance bankrupcy.
If that’s a one, what’s a twenty get me?
The other driver goes into cardiac arrest as you approach.
Do you want to perform CPR, call an ambulance, rob them, or get back in your car and drive away?
Bard: I TRY TO SEDUCE THE DRAGON.
Call the ambulance!
I roll a 1. They send the wahmbulance
…tomorrow