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(Rolls a 1) Well…suppose I’ll just get back in my car.
Your car has rolled into a ravine and is now on fire. Roll a save against car insurance bankrupcy.
If that’s a one, what’s a twenty get me?
The other driver goes into cardiac arrest as you approach.
Do you want to perform CPR, call an ambulance, rob them, or get back in your car and drive away?Bard: I TRY TO SEDUCE THE DRAGON.
Call the ambulance!

I roll a 1. They send the wahmbulance
…tomorrow
Insight check! I think they’re just trying to deceive us, that this actually is an attempt to LFG.
I know 4 people who play DnD, and 2 of them have swords.
So 50/50 odds they have a sword handy
Alert Feat dudes be like…




